I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i barfeds in our rink
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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