It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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