It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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