But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
