If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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