Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Im part way to drunk.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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