We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
