drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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