Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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