sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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