she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
