i just google imaged poop.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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