i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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