let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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