I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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