He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
