called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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