dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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