I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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