I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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