Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
send nudes
from the living room?
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