We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
A+ Viking dick
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
