Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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