Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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