The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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