remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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