Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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