DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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