I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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