yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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