I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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