the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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