My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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