So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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