is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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