She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
A+ Viking dick
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
