well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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