Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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