we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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My vagina just recognized that song.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I want to be your penis for a week.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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