Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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