This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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