he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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