Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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