I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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