Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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