my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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