i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was born a porn star she said
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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