So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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