brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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