haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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