How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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