If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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